Thursday, February 12, 2009

She missed the Mark...

OK, so Nadya Suleman's 8 babies join her other 6, which means she will be the "mother" of an entire team, and she isn't limited to one sport anymore either, she has her pick...

If she were smarter, she'd have done this at a time when we were all fat, when we had money, when we might have not have thought "what a selfish, foolish, stupid bitch" and not immediately retracted the thought and called ourselves bad people. She is, of course, all three of those words, and more. And, who is going to be paying for her team as they grow up? why, we will of course. She has so many of the little monkeys that we'll be paying for them for a very long time, unless, of course, it truly is the "end of days," and then, well, we'll only be paying for them for between 4 months or three years, your guess is as good as mine...

Anyway, it's not the kids fault, it's their mothers fault, so we can't fault the kids. But, I'm sure at some point soon, we'll see a line item in the congressional quarterly, authorizing a non-year appropriation to support her and her brood, which, in retrospect, might be one of the only legitimate line item additions to the budget actually tied to a living, real and measurable expense...

But, who's watching?

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